(Click it to ssshhhhhTHOOM!!-size it!)
Now it can be told: Zeejay is actually long-time reader Zachary Simon, who won the “appear in a Cool Jerk” contest I held a few months ago. REMEMBER THAT? Now that you’ve read this series with Zeejay, don’t you feel lucky you didn’t win??
I should hold another contest: Find me the trailer with the most “shh-THOOM!”s in it. I’m thinking the trailer for “Transformers: Dark of the Moon.” Can anyone beat that?