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		<title>Stranger</title>
		<link>http://cooljerk.com/2012/05/stranger/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 07:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Our Man Horn</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://cooljerk.com/2012/05/stranger/"><img src="http://cooljerk.com/rss/20120518wageslave01.gif" border="0" alt="Stranger" title="Stranger" /></a></p>ACTION-PACKED AWKWARD CONVERSATION!
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		<title>I heart Pho King</title>
		<link>http://cooljerk.com/2012/05/i-heart-pho-king/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 07:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Our Man Horn</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Manhattan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Manuel Dexterity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pho King Awesome Vietnamese Cuisine]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://cooljerk.com/2012/05/i-heart-pho-king/"><img src="http://cooljerk.com/rss/20120511phokingawesome.gif" border="0" alt="I heart Pho King" title="I heart Pho King" /></a></p>Not affiliated with Sofa King Terrific Furniture.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://cooljerk.com/2012/05/i-heart-pho-king/"><img src="http://cooljerk.com/rss/20120511phokingawesome.gif" border="0" alt="I heart Pho King" title="I heart Pho King" /></a></p><p>Not affiliated with Sofa King Terrific Furniture.</p>
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		<title>I think the perp just confessed!</title>
		<link>http://cooljerk.com/2012/05/perp-just-confessed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 07:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Our Man Horn</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA["Avengers"]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Amber Alert]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Goremonger]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://cooljerk.com/?p=5663</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://cooljerk.com/2012/05/perp-just-confessed/"><img src="http://cooljerk.com/rss/20120504avengersalert.gif" border="0" alt="I think the perp just confessed!" title="I think the perp just confessed!" /></a></p>Based on an almost-true tale, with the third-panel gag suggested by Darlene.
Congratulations, Mr. Burns— it would seem you finally got your movie! Meanwhile, I&#8217;m trying hard to repress memories of two Tim Story crapfests.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://cooljerk.com/2012/05/perp-just-confessed/"><img src="http://cooljerk.com/rss/20120504avengersalert.gif" border="0" alt="I think the perp just confessed!" title="I think the perp just confessed!" /></a></p><p>Based on an almost-true tale, with the third-panel gag suggested by Darlene.</p>
<p>Congratulations, Mr. Burns— it would seem you finally got <em>your</em> movie! Meanwhile, I&#8217;m trying hard to repress memories of two Tim Story crapfests.</p>
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		<title>I don&#8217;t know which is worse…</title>
		<link>http://cooljerk.com/2012/04/dont-know-which-is-worse/</link>
		<comments>http://cooljerk.com/2012/04/dont-know-which-is-worse/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2012 07:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Our Man Horn</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Girls and Corpses]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Necromantic]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Skanky chicks sluttin' it up with zombies does not equal sexy time]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://cooljerk.com/?p=5656</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://cooljerk.com/2012/04/dont-know-which-is-worse/"><img src="http://cooljerk.com/rss/20120427girlscorpses.gif" border="0" alt="I don&#8217;t know which is worse…" title="I don&#8217;t know which is worse…" /></a></p>…but they&#8217;re each 3x creepier than the magazine itself.
DISCLAIMER! I don&#8217;t know what the founder(s) of Girls and Corpses looks like. If I&#8217;m close, it&#8217;s pure coincidence!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://cooljerk.com/2012/04/dont-know-which-is-worse/"><img src="http://cooljerk.com/rss/20120427girlscorpses.gif" border="0" alt="I don&#8217;t know which is worse…" title="I don&#8217;t know which is worse…" /></a></p><p>…but they&#8217;re <em>each</em> 3x creepier than the magazine itself.</p>
<p><em>DISCLAIMER! I don&#8217;t know what the founder(s) of Girls and Corpses looks like. If I&#8217;m close, it&#8217;s pure coincidence!</em></p>
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		<title>That time of the year</title>
		<link>http://cooljerk.com/2012/04/that-time-of-the-year/</link>
		<comments>http://cooljerk.com/2012/04/that-time-of-the-year/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2012 07:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Our Man Horn</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Armpit Beachhead]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://cooljerk.com/?p=5650</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://cooljerk.com/2012/04/that-time-of-the-year/"><img src="http://cooljerk.com/rss/20120416taxing.gif" border="0" alt="That time of the year" title="That time of the year" /></a></p>What a relief!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://cooljerk.com/2012/04/that-time-of-the-year/"><img src="http://cooljerk.com/rss/20120416taxing.gif" border="0" alt="That time of the year" title="That time of the year" /></a></p><p>What a relief!</p>
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		<title>Gruntled</title>
		<link>http://cooljerk.com/2012/04/gruntled/</link>
		<comments>http://cooljerk.com/2012/04/gruntled/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2012 07:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Our Man Horn</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://cooljerk.com/?p=5636</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://cooljerk.com/2012/04/gruntled/"><img src="http://cooljerk.com/rss/20120406gruntled01.gif" border="0" alt="Gruntled" title="Gruntled" /></a></p>Maybe tomorrow she&#8217;ll be &#8220;regruntled.&#8221;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://cooljerk.com/2012/04/gruntled/"><img src="http://cooljerk.com/rss/20120406gruntled01.gif" border="0" alt="Gruntled" title="Gruntled" /></a></p><p>Maybe tomorrow she&#8217;ll be &#8220;regruntled.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>&#8220;Chalupa?&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://cooljerk.com/2012/03/chalupa/</link>
		<comments>http://cooljerk.com/2012/03/chalupa/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2012 07:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Our Man Horn</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://cooljerk.com/?p=5632</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://cooljerk.com/2012/03/chalupa/"><img src="http://cooljerk.com/rss/20120328downsize09.gif" border="0" alt="&#8220;Chalupa?&#8221;" title="&#8220;Chalupa?&#8221;" /></a></p>Puppy&#8217;s boss doesn&#8217;t sweat the details, like names. But speaking of sweating&#8230; Hi, Yuri!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://cooljerk.com/2012/03/chalupa/"><img src="http://cooljerk.com/rss/20120328downsize09.gif" border="0" alt="&#8220;Chalupa?&#8221;" title="&#8220;Chalupa?&#8221;" /></a></p><p>Puppy&#8217;s boss doesn&#8217;t sweat the details, like names. But speaking of sweating&#8230; Hi, Yuri!</p>
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		<title>You&#8217;re doing it wrong</title>
		<link>http://cooljerk.com/2012/03/doing-it-wrong/</link>
		<comments>http://cooljerk.com/2012/03/doing-it-wrong/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Mar 2012 07:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Our Man Horn</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://cooljerk.com/?p=5622</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://cooljerk.com/2012/03/doing-it-wrong/"><img src="http://cooljerk.com/rss/20120322downside08.gif" border="0" alt="You&#8217;re doing it wrong" title="You&#8217;re doing it wrong" /></a></p>Had to bust out one of my slang dictionaries for &#8220;trollop.&#8221; (&#8220;Slattern&#8221; was too harsh, as was &#8220;harlot&#8221; and &#8220;trull&#8221;)
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://cooljerk.com/2012/03/doing-it-wrong/"><img src="http://cooljerk.com/rss/20120322downside08.gif" border="0" alt="You&#8217;re doing it wrong" title="You&#8217;re doing it wrong" /></a></p><p>Had to bust out one of my slang dictionaries for &#8220;trollop.&#8221; (&#8220;Slattern&#8221; was too harsh, as was &#8220;harlot&#8221; and &#8220;trull&#8221;)</p>
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		<title>Teabags and D-bags</title>
		<link>http://cooljerk.com/2012/03/teabags-and-d-bags/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2012 07:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Our Man Horn</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://cooljerk.com/?p=5607</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://cooljerk.com/2012/03/teabags-and-d-bags/"><img src="http://cooljerk.com/rss/20120314downsize07.gif" border="0" alt="Teabags and D-bags" title="Teabags and D-bags" /></a></p>Making &#8220;tip jars&#8221; more… interactive?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://cooljerk.com/2012/03/teabags-and-d-bags/"><img src="http://cooljerk.com/rss/20120314downsize07.gif" border="0" alt="Teabags and D-bags" title="Teabags and D-bags" /></a></p><p>Making &#8220;tip jars&#8221; more… interactive?</p>
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		<title>Steamu paanku</title>
		<link>http://cooljerk.com/2012/03/steamu-paanku/</link>
		<comments>http://cooljerk.com/2012/03/steamu-paanku/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2012 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Our Man Horn</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://cooljerk.com/2012/03/steamu-paanku/"><img src="http://cooljerk.com/rss/20120309downsize06.gif" border="0" alt="Steamu paanku" title="Steamu paanku" /></a></p>Things are getting grabby at table six.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://cooljerk.com/2012/03/steamu-paanku/"><img src="http://cooljerk.com/rss/20120309downsize06.gif" border="0" alt="Steamu paanku" title="Steamu paanku" /></a></p><p>Things are getting grabby at table six.</p>
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