Cool Jerk » Comics http://cooljerk.com Comic Content for Malcontents Fri, 03 Feb 2012 01:32:49 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Hello My Name is…? http://cooljerk.com/2012/02/hello-my-name-is/ http://cooljerk.com/2012/02/hello-my-name-is/#comments Thu, 02 Feb 2012 08:00:00 +0000 Our Man Horn http://cooljerk.com/?p=5537 Hello My Name is…?

We don’ need no stinkin’ Hello My Name is! ]]> Hello My Name is…?

We don’ need no stinkin’ Hello My Name is!

]]> http://cooljerk.com/2012/02/hello-my-name-is/feed/ 2 Clear! http://cooljerk.com/2012/01/clear/ http://cooljerk.com/2012/01/clear/#comments Thu, 26 Jan 2012 08:00:00 +0000 Our Man Horn http://cooljerk.com/?p=5531 Clear!

Just cleaning out my sketchbook of random ideas (this one spurred by a guy I saw walking around WonderCon a couple years ago, but without a defibrillator backpack). ]]> Clear!

Just cleaning out my sketchbook of random ideas (this one spurred by a guy I saw walking around WonderCon a couple years ago, but without a defibrillator backpack).

]]> http://cooljerk.com/2012/01/clear/feed/ 5 I’ll do the censoring, thank you very much http://cooljerk.com/2012/01/ill-do-the-censoring/ http://cooljerk.com/2012/01/ill-do-the-censoring/#comments Wed, 18 Jan 2012 08:00:00 +0000 Our Man Horn http://cooljerk.com/?p=5515 I’ll do the censoring, thank you very much

Find the petition at https://www.google.com/landing/takeaction/ ]]> I’ll do the censoring, thank you very much

Find the petition at https://www.google.com/landing/takeaction/

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Nothing more riveting than waiting for the balls to drop! ]]> Three… two… one…

Nothing more riveting than waiting for the balls to drop!

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Darlene’s joke, really; we saw a homeless guy holding a blank piece of cardboard and, well, the rest you know. (One year ago, Darlene would’ve played Puppy’s part.) ]]> Psychic cardboard?

Darlene’s joke, really; we saw a homeless guy holding a blank piece of cardboard and, well, the rest you know.

(One year ago, Darlene would’ve played Puppy’s part.)

]]> http://cooljerk.com/2011/12/psychic-cardboard/feed/ 9 Sick of your ass http://cooljerk.com/2011/12/sick-of-your-ass/ http://cooljerk.com/2011/12/sick-of-your-ass/#comments Thu, 15 Dec 2011 08:00:00 +0000 Our Man Horn http://cooljerk.com/?p=5428 Sick of your ass

Seriously! Between Kristen Stewart, Ginnifer Goodwin and Lily Collins, I’m getting pretty sick of that chick. And Kim Kardashian is a given. ]]> Sick of your ass

Seriously! Between Kristen Stewart, Ginnifer Goodwin and Lily Collins, I’m getting pretty sick of that chick. And Kim Kardashian is a given.

]]> http://cooljerk.com/2011/12/sick-of-your-ass/feed/ 11 Once more, with feeling http://cooljerk.com/2011/12/once-more-with-feeling/ http://cooljerk.com/2011/12/once-more-with-feeling/#comments Wed, 07 Dec 2011 08:00:00 +0000 Our Man Horn http://cooljerk.com/?p=5413 Once more, with feeling

(Click it to ssshhhhhTHOOM!!-size it!) Now it can be told: Zeejay is actually long-time reader Zachary Simon, who won the “appear in a Cool Jerk” contest I held a few months ago. REMEMBER THAT? Now that you’ve read this series with Zeejay, don’t you feel lucky you didn’t win?? I should hold another contest: Find me the [...]]]> Once more, with feeling

(Click it to ssshhhhhTHOOM!!-size it!)

Now it can be told: Zeejay is actually long-time reader Zachary Simon, who won the “appear in a Cool Jerk” contest I held a few months ago. REMEMBER THAT? Now that you’ve read this series with Zeejay, don’t you feel lucky you didn’t win??

I should hold another contest: Find me the trailer with the most “shh-THOOM!”s in it. I’m thinking the trailer for “Transformers: Dark of the Moon.” Can anyone beat that?

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Remember kids — the studio is in Spittle Beach, not North Hollywood. ]]> Double-team?

Remember kids — the studio is in Spittle Beach, not North Hollywood.

]]> http://cooljerk.com/2011/12/double-team/feed/ 6 Trigger happy http://cooljerk.com/2011/11/trigger-happy/ http://cooljerk.com/2011/11/trigger-happy/#comments Thu, 24 Nov 2011 08:00:00 +0000 Our Man Horn http://cooljerk.com/?p=5383 Trigger happy

Boys and their toys…! ]]> Trigger happy

Boys and their toys…!

]]> http://cooljerk.com/2011/11/trigger-happy/feed/ 3 Can I be Ghranq with you? http://cooljerk.com/2011/11/can-i-be-ghranq-with-you/ http://cooljerk.com/2011/11/can-i-be-ghranq-with-you/#comments Thu, 17 Nov 2011 08:00:00 +0000 Our Man Horn http://cooljerk.com/?p=5378 Can I be Ghranq with you?

The “Gh” in Ghranq’s name sounds like the “gh” in “laugh.” Of course. ]]> Can I be Ghranq with you?

The “Gh” in Ghranq’s name sounds like the “gh” in “laugh.” Of course.

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