GREEDO DID NOT SHOOT FIRST! (Disclaimer to the above strip)

The following digital remastering occurred:

• Minor art fixes for sake of online clarity.
• Christina Hendricks and Nikki Cox -- further proving that fuglies like Marilyn Manson, Ric Ocasek, Marc Anthony, Bobcat Goldthwait and Geoffrey Arend can score fine arm candy.
• Gratuitous Jon Hamm for the lovely Mrs. Doc Splatter. Gratuitous Jessica Biel for yours truly.