GREEDO DID NOT SHOOT FIRST! (Disclaimer to the above strip)

The following digital remastering occurred:

• Minor art fixes for sake of online clarity.
• Research shows that there was a reality TV show "The Search for the Next Elvira" and the winner was young upstart April Wahlin. A pale shadow to the real deal, IMHO.
• Thanks to all the voters for participating!
• Congratulations to Kay Gore (her real name, I crap you not), whose vote was randomly selected as a prize winner! Your goodie will soon be in the mail!