Cool Jerk » Armpit Beachhead http://cooljerk.com Comic Content for Malcontents Fri, 03 Feb 2012 01:32:49 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Three… two… one… http://cooljerk.com/2011/12/threetwoone/ http://cooljerk.com/2011/12/threetwoone/#comments Sat, 31 Dec 2011 08:00:00 +0000 Our Man Horn http://cooljerk.com/?p=5502 Three… two… one…

Nothing more riveting than waiting for the balls to drop! ]]> Three… two… one…

Nothing more riveting than waiting for the balls to drop!

]]> http://cooljerk.com/2011/12/threetwoone/feed/ 2 Once more, with feeling http://cooljerk.com/2011/12/once-more-with-feeling/ http://cooljerk.com/2011/12/once-more-with-feeling/#comments Wed, 07 Dec 2011 08:00:00 +0000 Our Man Horn http://cooljerk.com/?p=5413 Once more, with feeling

(Click it to ssshhhhhTHOOM!!-size it!) Now it can be told: Zeejay is actually long-time reader Zachary Simon, who won the “appear in a Cool Jerk” contest I held a few months ago. REMEMBER THAT? Now that you’ve read this series with Zeejay, don’t you feel lucky you didn’t win?? I should hold another contest: Find me the [...]]]> Once more, with feeling

(Click it to ssshhhhhTHOOM!!-size it!)

Now it can be told: Zeejay is actually long-time reader Zachary Simon, who won the “appear in a Cool Jerk” contest I held a few months ago. REMEMBER THAT? Now that you’ve read this series with Zeejay, don’t you feel lucky you didn’t win??

I should hold another contest: Find me the trailer with the most “shh-THOOM!”s in it. I’m thinking the trailer for “Transformers: Dark of the Moon.” Can anyone beat that?

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Remember kids — the studio is in Spittle Beach, not North Hollywood. ]]> Double-team?

Remember kids — the studio is in Spittle Beach, not North Hollywood.

]]> http://cooljerk.com/2011/12/double-team/feed/ 6 Trigger happy http://cooljerk.com/2011/11/trigger-happy/ http://cooljerk.com/2011/11/trigger-happy/#comments Thu, 24 Nov 2011 08:00:00 +0000 Our Man Horn http://cooljerk.com/?p=5383 Trigger happy

Boys and their toys…! ]]> Trigger happy

Boys and their toys…!

]]> http://cooljerk.com/2011/11/trigger-happy/feed/ 3 Can I be Ghranq with you? http://cooljerk.com/2011/11/can-i-be-ghranq-with-you/ http://cooljerk.com/2011/11/can-i-be-ghranq-with-you/#comments Thu, 17 Nov 2011 08:00:00 +0000 Our Man Horn http://cooljerk.com/?p=5378 Can I be Ghranq with you?

The “Gh” in Ghranq’s name sounds like the “gh” in “laugh.” Of course. ]]> Can I be Ghranq with you?

The “Gh” in Ghranq’s name sounds like the “gh” in “laugh.” Of course.

]]> http://cooljerk.com/2011/11/can-i-be-ghranq-with-you/feed/ 9 Armpit’s screen test http://cooljerk.com/2011/11/screen-test/ http://cooljerk.com/2011/11/screen-test/#comments Wed, 09 Nov 2011 08:00:00 +0000 Our Man Horn http://cooljerk.com/?p=5369 Armpit’s screen test

You’ll have to wait for the book to appreciate all the detail I put into the clenched teeth (fourth panel). ]]> Armpit’s screen test

You’ll have to wait for the book to appreciate all the detail I put into the clenched teeth (fourth panel).

]]> http://cooljerk.com/2011/11/screen-test/feed/ 4 Stuck in the middle with you http://cooljerk.com/2011/10/in-both-mens-and-womens/ http://cooljerk.com/2011/10/in-both-mens-and-womens/#comments Mon, 31 Oct 2011 07:00:00 +0000 Our Man Horn http://cooljerk.com/?p=5351 Stuck in the middle with you

Yeah, you should’ve seen the original version(s) of this strip. You’re welcome. ]]> Stuck in the middle with you

Yeah, you should’ve seen the original version(s) of this strip. You’re welcome.

]]> http://cooljerk.com/2011/10/in-both-mens-and-womens/feed/ 9 Bose® Strap-on Speakers http://cooljerk.com/2011/10/strap-on-speakers/ http://cooljerk.com/2011/10/strap-on-speakers/#comments Wed, 26 Oct 2011 07:00:00 +0000 Our Man Horn http://cooljerk.com/?p=5346 Bose® Strap-on Speakers

Panel #3 is easily the most tension-filled thing I’ve ever drawn. ]]> Bose® Strap-on Speakers

Panel #3 is easily the most tension-filled thing I’ve ever drawn.

]]> http://cooljerk.com/2011/10/strap-on-speakers/feed/ 7 Repeat if unnecessary http://cooljerk.com/2011/10/feelthenoize01/ http://cooljerk.com/2011/10/feelthenoize01/#comments Thu, 20 Oct 2011 07:00:00 +0000 Our Man Horn http://cooljerk.com/?p=5339 Repeat if unnecessary

My penance for sometimes skimping on drawing backgrounds. ]]> Repeat if unnecessary

My penance for sometimes skimping on drawing backgrounds.

]]> http://cooljerk.com/2011/10/feelthenoize01/feed/ 7 Get something off your chest http://cooljerk.com/2011/09/get-something-off-your-chest/ http://cooljerk.com/2011/09/get-something-off-your-chest/#comments Thu, 08 Sep 2011 07:00:00 +0000 Our Man Horn http://cooljerk.com/?p=5214 Get something off your chest

Affectionate lil’ bugger! ]]> Get something off your chest

Affectionate lil’ bugger!

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