Cool Jerk » Current event(s) http://cooljerk.com Comic Content for Malcontents Sat, 19 May 2012 23:34:40 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Hammer Horror and Glamour Whore http://cooljerk.com/2010/08/hammer-horror-and-glamour-whore/ http://cooljerk.com/2010/08/hammer-horror-and-glamour-whore/#comments Thu, 19 Aug 2010 07:00:00 +0000 Our Man Horn http://cooljerk.com/?p=3351 Hammer Horror and Glamour Whore

RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES! Sometimes I just luck out. Crazy coincidence that custom-built celebutard Heidi Montag’s 10-procedures-in-one-day plastic surgeon was named Frank Ryan. As in “The Curse of Dr. Frank Ryan!” “Son of Dr. Frank Ryan!” “Frank Ryan’s Revenge!” “Dr. Frank Ryan’s Castle!” “Abbott & Costello Meet Frank Ryan!” ]]> Hammer Horror and Glamour Whore

RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES! Sometimes I just luck out. Crazy coincidence that custom-built celebutard Heidi Montag’s 10-procedures-in-one-day plastic surgeon was named Frank Ryan. As in “The Curse of Dr. Frank Ryan!” “Son of Dr. Frank Ryan!” “Frank Ryan’s Revenge!” “Dr. Frank Ryan’s Castle!” “Abbott & Costello Meet Frank Ryan!”

]]> http://cooljerk.com/2010/08/hammer-horror-and-glamour-whore/feed/ 9 Bill Wiffle — the inventor of the “Bill Ball” http://cooljerk.com/2010/02/bill-wiffle-the-inventor-of-the-bill-ball/ http://cooljerk.com/2010/02/bill-wiffle-the-inventor-of-the-bill-ball/#comments Fri, 19 Feb 2010 08:00:00 +0000 Our Man Horn http://cooljerk.com/?p=2370 Bill Wiffle — the inventor of the “Bill Ball”

Show of hands — who knew Taco Bell was named after Glen Bell Jr.? ]]> Bill Wiffle — the inventor of the “Bill Ball”

Show of hands — who knew Taco Bell was named after Glen Bell Jr.?

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Knob-gobblers. ]]> Judgment Day

Knob-gobblers.

]]> http://cooljerk.com/2010/02/judgment-day/feed/ 5 Stimulating! http://cooljerk.com/2008/06/economical02/ http://cooljerk.com/2008/06/economical02/#comments Fri, 06 Jun 2008 08:00:00 +0000 Our Man Horn http://cooljerk.com/?p=259 Stimulating!

I feel like a sub sandwich myself. ]]> Stimulating!

I feel like a sub sandwich myself.

]]> http://cooljerk.com/2008/06/economical02/feed/ 1 RIP Gary Gygax http://cooljerk.com/2008/04/gygaxrip/ http://cooljerk.com/2008/04/gygaxrip/#comments Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:00:00 +0000 Our Man Horn http://cooljerk.com/?p=265 RIP Gary Gygax

Great geeky insult growing up: “Negative charisma.” ]]> RIP Gary Gygax

Great geeky insult growing up: “Negative charisma.”

]]> http://cooljerk.com/2008/04/gygaxrip/feed/ 2 Freshly squeezed O.J.! http://cooljerk.com/2007/09/ojsqueezed/ http://cooljerk.com/2007/09/ojsqueezed/#comments Wed, 19 Sep 2007 08:00:00 +0000 Our Man Horn http://cooljerk.com/?p=255 Freshly squeezed O.J.!

Nevada FTW! ]]> Freshly squeezed O.J.!

Nevada FTW!

]]> http://cooljerk.com/2007/09/ojsqueezed/feed/ 2 Manhattan busts on Pres. Bush’s kid http://cooljerk.com/1992/10/manhattan3/ http://cooljerk.com/1992/10/manhattan3/#comments Sat, 10 Oct 1992 08:00:00 +0000 Our Man Horn http://cooljerk.com/?p=1471 Manhattan busts on Pres. Bush’s kid

And who would’ve thought — of ALL the Bush kids — that Neil would be the most-harmless one? ]]> Manhattan busts on Pres. Bush’s kid

And who would’ve thought — of ALL the Bush kids — that Neil would be the most-harmless one?

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