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	<title>Cool Jerk &#187; The Daily Relic</title>
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		<title>You want proof??</title>
		<link>http://cooljerk.com/2011/06/you-want-proof/</link>
		<comments>http://cooljerk.com/2011/06/you-want-proof/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jun 2011 07:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Our Man Horn</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA["Afghan" Stan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA["Anti-Talibany" Annie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Oprah Winfrey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Osama Bin Laden]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://cooljerk.com/?p=4735</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://cooljerk.com/2011/06/you-want-proof/"><img src="http://cooljerk.com/rss/20110608oprahbinladen.gif" border="0" alt="You want proof??" title="You want proof??" /></a></p>At least he didn&#8217;t &#8220;confuse&#8221; Osama with Obama (I&#8217;m looking at you, FOX News and Rush Limbaugh).
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://cooljerk.com/2011/06/you-want-proof/"><img src="http://cooljerk.com/rss/20110608oprahbinladen.gif" border="0" alt="You want proof??" title="You want proof??" /></a></p><p>At least he didn&#8217;t &#8220;confuse&#8221; Osama with Obama (I&#8217;m looking at you, FOX News and Rush Limbaugh).</p>
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		<title>Rained out</title>
		<link>http://cooljerk.com/2011/03/rained-out/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Mar 2011 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Our Man Horn</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Armpit Beachhead]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Charlie Sheen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lawn gnome]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[OMG gray tones]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[OMG rain]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Promise of injury]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Puppy Fizgig]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://cooljerk.com/?p=4185</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://cooljerk.com/2011/03/rained-out/"><img src="http://cooljerk.com/rss/20110302rainysheen.gif" border="0" alt="Rained out" title="Rained out" /></a></p>Bummer, because I really wanted to draw him in a Vatican Assassin Warlock t-shirt.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://cooljerk.com/2011/03/rained-out/"><img src="http://cooljerk.com/rss/20110302rainysheen.gif" border="0" alt="Rained out" title="Rained out" /></a></p><p>Bummer, because I really wanted to draw him in a Vatican Assassin Warlock t-shirt.</p>
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		<title>Huge pair</title>
		<link>http://cooljerk.com/2011/02/huge-pair/</link>
		<comments>http://cooljerk.com/2011/02/huge-pair/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Feb 2011 22:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Our Man Horn</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Armpit Beachhead]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Boob joke]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Garfield]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Puppy Fizgig]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sight gag]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Daily Relic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Twins!]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://cooljerk.com/?p=3939</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://cooljerk.com/2011/02/huge-pair/"><img src="http://cooljerk.com/rss/20110223garfieldhugeones.gif" border="0" alt="Huge pair" title="Huge pair" /></a></p>It&#8217;s a wonder she can even stand up…!
(Related blog post HERE!)
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://cooljerk.com/2011/02/huge-pair/"><img src="http://cooljerk.com/rss/20110223garfieldhugeones.gif" border="0" alt="Huge pair" title="Huge pair" /></a></p><p>It&#8217;s a wonder she can even stand up…!</p>
<p>(Related blog post <a href="http://cooljerk.com/2011/02/plan-triple-d/">HERE!</a>)</p>
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		<title>That&#8217;s pretty weird.</title>
		<link>http://cooljerk.com/2010/07/thats-pretty-weird/</link>
		<comments>http://cooljerk.com/2010/07/thats-pretty-weird/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 07:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Our Man Horn</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Armpit Beachhead]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Double-take]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hairdo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Puppy Fizgig]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://cooljerk.com/?p=3295</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://cooljerk.com/2010/07/thats-pretty-weird/"><img src="http://cooljerk.com/rss/20100730shearterror01.gif" border="0" alt="That&#8217;s pretty weird." title="That&#8217;s pretty weird." /></a></p>Cray-cray! &#8220;News-paper.&#8221; Sheesh!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://cooljerk.com/2010/07/thats-pretty-weird/"><img src="http://cooljerk.com/rss/20100730shearterror01.gif" border="0" alt="That&#8217;s pretty weird." title="That&#8217;s pretty weird." /></a></p><p>Cray-cray! &#8220;News-paper.&#8221; Sheesh!</p>
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		<title>Judgment Day</title>
		<link>http://cooljerk.com/2010/02/judgment-day/</link>
		<comments>http://cooljerk.com/2010/02/judgment-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Our Man Horn</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA["Terminator"]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Current event(s)]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Gunplay]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Insane-o]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[PETA]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Puppy Fizgig]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[T-1000]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://cooljerk.com/?p=1638</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://cooljerk.com/2010/02/judgment-day/"><img src="http://cooljerk.com/rss/20100203judgmentday.gif" border="0" alt="Judgment Day" title="Judgment Day" /></a></p>Knob-gobblers.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://cooljerk.com/2010/02/judgment-day/"><img src="http://cooljerk.com/rss/20100203judgmentday.gif" border="0" alt="Judgment Day" title="Judgment Day" /></a></p><p>Knob-gobblers.</p>
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		<title>House of Mouse/House of Ideas</title>
		<link>http://cooljerk.com/2009/09/houseofmouse/</link>
		<comments>http://cooljerk.com/2009/09/houseofmouse/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Our Man Horn</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Armpit Beachhead]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Disney]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Infographic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Marvel Comics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Puppy Fizgig]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Spittle Beach]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://cooljerk.com/?p=100</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://cooljerk.com/2009/09/houseofmouse/"><img src="http://cooljerk.com/rss/20090903houseofmouse.gif" border="0" alt="House of Mouse/House of Ideas" title="House of Mouse/House of Ideas" /></a></p>Really? Ask yourself— COULD you care less? If so, then let&#8217;s discuss!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://cooljerk.com/2009/09/houseofmouse/"><img src="http://cooljerk.com/rss/20090903houseofmouse.gif" border="0" alt="House of Mouse/House of Ideas" title="House of Mouse/House of Ideas" /></a></p><p><em>Really?</em> Ask yourself— <em>COULD</em> you care less? If so, then let&#8217;s discuss!</p>
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		<title>Dingo was his name-o!</title>
		<link>http://cooljerk.com/2009/04/dingowashisnameo/</link>
		<comments>http://cooljerk.com/2009/04/dingowashisnameo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Our Man Horn</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Dingo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Goremonger]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nadya Suleman]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Octomom]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://cooljerk.com/?p=93</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://cooljerk.com/2009/04/dingowashisnameo/"><img src="http://cooljerk.com/rss/20090423dingowashisnameo.gif" border="0" alt="Dingo was his name-o!" title="Dingo was his name-o!" /></a></p>Just sayin&#8217; — don&#8217;t rule out the dingo.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://cooljerk.com/2009/04/dingowashisnameo/"><img src="http://cooljerk.com/rss/20090423dingowashisnameo.gif" border="0" alt="Dingo was his name-o!" title="Dingo was his name-o!" /></a></p><p>Just sayin&#8217; — don&#8217;t rule out the dingo.</p>
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		<title>Pretenders to the throne</title>
		<link>http://cooljerk.com/2008/10/blackwell/</link>
		<comments>http://cooljerk.com/2008/10/blackwell/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Our Man Horn</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Mr. Blackwell]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Saddam Hussein]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Daily Relic]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://cooljerk.com/?p=276</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://cooljerk.com/2008/10/blackwell/"><img src="http://cooljerk.com/rss/20081024blackwell.gif" border="0" alt="Pretenders to the throne" title="Pretenders to the throne" /></a></p>Pretty sure this is the only comic to draw this OBVIOUS parallel!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://cooljerk.com/2008/10/blackwell/"><img src="http://cooljerk.com/rss/20081024blackwell.gif" border="0" alt="Pretenders to the throne" title="Pretenders to the throne" /></a></p><p>Pretty sure this is the only comic to draw this OBVIOUS parallel!</p>
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