Thinkulus
(Cool Jerk vol. 4)

  • Collecting more than 200 Cool Jerk comics from 2006-2009 (10 percent of which are book-exclusive and will never be online!)
  • Includes sketches, commentary, index and more
  • Foreword by manic pixie Go-Go’s guitarist Jane Wiedlin
  • 144 pages of rib-ticklers and knee-slappers
  • Color cover, b&w interior
$12.00
Would you like the book personalized to you?

The Girl with the Donut Tattoo

  • Darlene’s first comic — she wrote it, I drew it, we both lived it (based on select posts on My Burning Kitchen). If you eat food, then this is for YOU!
  • Contains comics, recipes, graphics, dueling commentary and a couple cuss words
  • Third printing because the first two printings are GONE DADDY GONE!
  • 24 color pages of charming laughs and raunchy chuckles
  • Color cover, color interior
$5.00
Shall we sign it for you?

Bimboozled
(Cool Jerk vol. 3)

  • Collecting more than 200 Cool Jerk comics from 2002-2006 (incl. 30 never-seen-before strips created especially for this book that will never be online!)
  • Includes sketches, board game (!), commentary, index and more
  • Foreword by Eisner Award-winning writer John Layman
  • 144 pages of the funny stuff
  • Color cover, b&w interior
$12.00
Would you like the book personalized to you?

Chickadoowa
(Cool Jerk vol. 2)

  • Collecting every Cool Jerk strip from 1997-2002 (incl. 50+ book-exclusive strips that haven’t been/never will be online!)
  • Includes sketches, commentary, index and more
  • Foreword NOT by Playboy Playmate Alesha Oreskovich
  • 144 pages of unbridled comedy gold
  • Color cover, b&w interior
$12.00
Would you like the book personalized to you?

Hodabeast
(Cool Jerk vol. 1)

  • Collecting the “Gannett Years” when Cool Jerk ran in Reno Gazette-Journal and other newspapers, 1991-1996 (more than 225 strips!)
  • Includes sketches, commentary, index and more
  • Foreword by Pulitzer Prize-winning cartoonist Steve Breen
  • 144 pages of pure comedy genius
  • Color cover, b&w interior
$12.00
Would you like the book personalized to you?

Doc Splatter
Ominous Omnibus

  • Collecting every shred of Doc Splatter effluvia, 1988-2006
  • Featuring: commentary, index, fashion tips, karaoke and more
  • Actual-size Doc Splatter mask included! (NOTE: requires front and back covers to be removed and taped together)
  • Foreword by nerdlebrity Chris Gore
  • 60 pages of bloody good fun and hi-jinks
  • Color cover, b&w interior
$8.00
Would you like The Doc to personalize it to you?

Canvas Panels

  • Little work of art on a canvas with a wood stretcher bar
  • Measures 2.5″ x 3.5″ (that’s inches, not feet)
  • Perfect for that open wall, the fireplace mantel, your desk or the bathroom
  • Be sure to click the red DETAIL links so you can see your choices!
$15.00
Choose a panel!
Series 1 choices

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Series 2 choices

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Series 3 choices

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Series 4 choices

“CJ20” T-shirt

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  • Special 20th Anniversary shirt features roughly 60 Cool Jerk characters!
  • Mr. Pinkle! Dr. Armadillo! The New Lou! Arms Over Head Guy! Zombie head! Thundercougar! Java the Hut!
  • Black (or gray) cotton with white silkscreen-osity
  • Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
  • Be sure to launder inside out, like mom taught you
$15.00
Colors & sizes

“Body Shots” T-shirt

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  • Black cotton with white silkscreen-osity
  • RARE red cotton variant with white silkscreen-osity
  • ULTRA-RARE white cotton variant with maroon silkscreen-osity
  • Sixteen beloved Cool Jerk characters on the front, Maggot & logo on sleeve
  • Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
  • Be sure to launder inside out, like mom taught you
$15.00
Colors & sizes

“Body Shots” Ladies’ Tank

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  • Black tank top with narrow strappystraps
  • Like the crew neck T-shirt, except Maggot & logo are on the back
  • Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
  • Be sure to launder inside out, like mom taught you
$15.00
Sizes

“JERKea” T-shirt

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  • White cotton with color silkscreenage
  • It’s a double-take-maker
  • Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
  • Be sure to launder inside out, like mom taught you
$20.00 USD
Sizes/fits

Find other odd & ends, like mugs, mousepads, trucker hats, undiepants and more varieties of shirts at the Official Cool Jerk Cafe Press store.


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