The Girl with the Donut Tattoo

• Darlene’s first comic — she wrote it, I drew it, we both lived it (based on select posts on My Burning Kitchen). If you eat food, then this is for YOU!
• Contains comics, recipes, graphics, dueling commentary and a couple cuss words
• Second printing because the first printing is GONE DADDY GONE!
• 24 color pages of charming laughs and raunchy chuckles
• Color cover, color interior

Bimboozled
(Cool Jerk vol. 3)

• Collecting more than 200 Cool Jerk comics from 2002-2006 (incl. 30 never-seen-before strips created especially for this book that will never be online!)
• Includes sketches, board game (!), commentary, index and more
• Foreword by Eisner Award-winning writer John Layman
• 144 pages of the funny stuff
• Color cover, b&w interior

Chickadoowa
(Cool Jerk vol. 2)

• Collecting every Cool Jerk strip from 1997-2002 (incl. 50+ book-exclusive strips that haven’t been/never will be online!)
• Includes sketches, commentary, index and more
• Foreword NOT by Playboy Playmate Alesha Oreskovich
• 144 pages of unbridled comedy gold
• Color cover, b&w interior

Hodabeast
(Cool Jerk vol. 1)

• Collecting the “Gannett Years” when Cool Jerk ran in Reno Gazette-Journal and other newspapers, 1991-1996 (more than 225 strips!)
• Includes sketches, commentary, index and more
• Foreword by Pulitzer Prize-winning cartoonist Steve Breen
• 144 pages of pure comedy genius
• Color cover, b&w interior

Doc Splatter
Ominous Omnibus

• Collecting every shred of Doc Splatter effluvia, 1988-2006
• Featuring: commentary, index, fashion tips, karaoke and more
• Actual-size Doc Splatter mask included! (NOTE: requires front and back covers to be removed and taped together)
• Foreword by nerdlebrity Chris Gore
• 60 pages of bloody good fun and hi-jinks
• Color cover, b&w interior

$0.01 nick-and-dent
Cool Jerk book sale!

• If cover scuffs and/or nicks and dents don’t bother you, go ahead and buy a book for a penny!
• I tried to make it free but PayPal had a conniption
• Flat rate of $2.99 applies for postage and envelope
• Domestic orders only, please!

Canvas Panels

• Little work of art on a canvas with a wood stretcher bar
• Measures 2.5″ x 3.5″ (that’s inches, not feet)
• Perfect for that open wall, the fireplace mantel, your desk or the bathroom
• Be sure to click the red DETAIL links so you can see your choices!

“CJ20” T-shirt

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• Special 20th Anniversary shirt features roughly 60 Cool Jerk characters!
• Mr. Pinkle! Dr. Armadillo! The New Lou! Arms Over Head Guy! Zombie head! Thundercougar! Java the Hut!
• Black (or gray) cotton with white silkscreen-osity
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
• Be sure to launder inside out, like mom taught you

“Body Shots” T-shirt

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• Black cotton with white silkscreen-osity
• RARE red cotton variant with white silkscreen-osity
• ULTRA-RARE white cotton variant with maroon silkscreen-osity
• Sixteen beloved Cool Jerk characters on the front, Maggot & logo on sleeve
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
• Be sure to launder inside out, like mom taught you

“Body Shots” Ladies’ Tank

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• Black tank top with narrow strappystraps
• Like the crew neck T-shirt, except Maggot & logo are on the back
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
• Be sure to launder inside out, like mom taught you

“JERKea” T-shirt

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• White cotton with color silkscreenage
• It’s a double-take-maker
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
• Be sure to launder inside out, like mom taught you

Vinyl window stickers

• White vinyl, for the back windows of cars, trucks and minivans everywhere!
• Maggot is peeing on “LOUSY WEB COMICS,” measures approx. 4.5″ x 5″
• Circle logo measures approx. 4″ in diameter

“Pieces of Flair” button pack