Here’s a host of handy jumping-on points for various story lines and other random favorite strips, presented in reverse chronological order!
The Spittle Beach Curse!
Ankle monitors— a refresher course!
Can’t spell “romantic” without “Manti!”
Don’t bogart the grinder, yo!
Java the Hut in jeopardy!
No Pho King way!
Puppy gets downsized(?)
Snow White and Kim Kardashian!
Armpit’s shhh…THOOM! audition!
Introducing: Dog-Shoggoth the Cthulhudoodle!
Twihard with a vengeance!
Under the influence!
Manuel… yer out!
The Startling Return of Evil DMV Girl!
Puppy’s huge pair is getting huge-r!
One way Cool Jerk is not like Star Wars!
VD with the guys!
Respect to Tex Avery!
Don’t look like a douche!
Why Armpit & Puppy don’t go out to nice places!
Yuri’s secret career!
Armpit vs. Post-Traumatic Salon Disorder!
The sad, short life of Asswipe Johnson!
Taco Bell? WUAAARGH!
Asshats talkin’ about Haiti!
Deck the halls!
Thomas Nast vs Tiger Woods!
Manhattan vs. group therapy!
Party Hardy on Halloween!
The Lynch Mob meet David Lynch!
What would YOU do…?!?
Mackenzie Phillips book-signing action!
Tomato Fruit Roll-Up!
Yuri gets butt-dialed!
Ever wonder about Puppy’s bodacious curvaceousness?
Armpit and Puppy vs. corporate movie rental chainstore!
Introducing: Mrs. The Narrator!
Maggot’ll knock your lights out!
Star Trek drinking game!
Nasty girl! NASTY!
Dingo was his name-o!
Manhattan’s bromantic mandals!
People Eating Tasty Animals!
Octopussy! (NOT OctoChica!)
Race For The Cure!
Don’t push Puppy’s buttons!
Hot and steamy Yuri and Armpit action!
Manhattan seduced by VPILF!
Puppy vegges out!
Scott Baio, Easter Island and Zooey Deschanel!
Spittle Beach gets the worst STD ever!
Grayday! Grayday! Man down!
Take a stab!
Armpit vs. circus freaks!
Signs of the Apocalypse!
Puppy vs. Maggot’s saggy butt!
Armpit vs. hand gestures!
The opposite of MILF!
Woman of Mass Distraction!
Clooney, Damon and… Rin Tin Tin?
Armpit vs. fro-yo!
Like déjà vu all over again!
Armpit gets plucked over!
Armpit vs. Bed, Bath & Beyond!
Slummin’ with Jacko!
Of Bo Derek, zombies and Dennis Hopper!
Armpit vs. footwear!
(The following unclickable strips — and many, many more — are found in Cool Jerk Vol. 3: Bimboozled)
It’s all in Black and White!
WARNING! Cartoon of Prophet Mohammed?!?
Vexed by eggs!
Help the hungry!
Chillin’ with Trent Reznor!
Ancient Chinese secret!
The real Slim Shady!
No expletive way!
Messing with the mallrats!
Lindsay Lohan vs. Herculoids!
Girls’ night out!
Ted Williams’ final appearance!
You think YOU’RE scared…?!
How did Puppy and Foxie get their names?
Another reason the multiplex-experience blows!
Armpit vs. Yuri, Salma Hayek and Monica Bellucci!
When hair-dos go BAD!
Maggot’s ultimate caper!
Puppy vs. Man Pants! (Pt. 2)
Puppy vs. Bad Pants! (Pt. 1)
Putting the “low” and “wee” in Halloween!
Goremonger vs. science! (COLOR!)
Games people play! (COLOR!)
Manhattan & Roxy’s blind date! (COLOR!)
Phil DaPage vs. Johnny Cha-Cha! (COLOR!)
The whole Gilligan’s Island opus!
Introducing Seashelly Dumpster — the worst lifeguard EVER!
It’s Jane Fonda’s nipple!
Armpit and Puppy vs. The Force!
Ozz tribute strip
Tying up that old plot thread…!
Well, what’s YOUR New Year’s resolution?
Trick or treat, smell my feet…!
Meet Afghan Stan and Anti-Talibany Annie!
Three! Three! Three gags in one!
Not even close, folks…!
Ah-Kan gets nervous!
Erin Gray tribute strip!
The perils of breast augmentation!
Here there be dragons!
You ARE the weakest link!
Try this with your special pal!
The First Daughter… revisited!
Vote early and often!
Lynch Mob’s favorite holiday!
I can’t beeping believe it!
The Blonde Weenie Project!
Goremonger vs. eBay!
Armpit vs. any hot gal you’ve ever looked at!
The worst movie ever made!
Cool Jerk defined!
Puppy vs. outwardly superficial louts!
Fried beige tomatos!
Meet Anna Nicole Smith!
Before everyone loved John Woo…!
Another of life’s embarrassing moments!
Puppy vs. the DMV!
Morphin’ or Morphine?
Maggot meets puberty!
Armpit & Puppy go postal!
Puppy’s first comic-con!
Armpit goes grunge!
Has this ever happened to you?
Why Annie Lennox and I are so pale!
Armpit vs. unemployment!
Feels like you’re being watched…!
While Kurt Cobain was still alive…!
Going to Hell?
Games to play with your friends!
Culture takes a victim!
My favorite holiday!
You call ‘em homeless. I call ‘em hobos!
Dangerman vs. malnutrition!
The Dangerman saga!
The First Daughter!
Nitzer Ebb commercial!
Enter: the Maggot!
Puberty vs. nightclubbing!
Merry Christmas, Jerk!
Gross-out contest (true story)!
Puppy vs. unemployment!
Enter: The Goremonger!
I’ll take Manhattan!
Slammin’ with Manhattan!
I think this really happened once…!
Puppy’s first college buddy!
Everything’s beachy keen!
Armpit vs. the Anti-Christ!
Off to college!
Puppy vs. cruisers!
Armpit & Puppy’s graduation!
High school field guide!
Bob Adams tribute strip!
Armpit vs. Durk!
While Michael Hutchence was still alive…!
Putting the “psycho” in “psychology!”
Revenge of Club Neo!
Parker Lewis still can’t lose!
Nevada Day RULES!
Armpit vs. the Rhetoric teacher!
Armpit vs. the whole student body!
Armpit gets his ‘Jerk on!
Slangin’ around with Rocket & Sunset!
The floor was packed with sweaty torsos!
Armpit vs. minimum wage!
It all began here!