Yes, I mean you! This is a family environment! For God’s sake, cover yourself up!

I’ll be selling a variety of swell Cool Jerk T-shirts, including a brand-spanking-new one of fan-favorite Maggot! Plus, I’ll be displaying a variety of awesome merch, including mousepads, mugs, Frisb- er, I mean “flying discus,” tank tops, ringer Ts and even a trucker hat! Unfortunately, some samples are not for sale; I’m only using them for display because I want to keep a low overhead.

But you know what? The quality is really good! On one shirt I reprinted a favorite strip. The printing on the shirt is so clear it looks better than it does on paper.Screw the Web! I might start printing new strips on shirts from now on!

The runaway favorite is the girl’s ringer T. And the thong.

Can’t make it to the ‘Con? Or are you going but still REALLY WANT to get your hands on this swell swag? They’re all available at my online store, located here!

Not to worry, O Faithful One. I’ll have plenty of freebees at the table, too. Come snag a sticker or two, a button, a sampler book with about five dozen strips in it and some collectible cards (OK they’re really business cards, but there are nine different versions)! See you there!