88 Hours—Lost and Scared
- The true story of our dog, Doctor
- Went missing over five days due to a negligent pet sitter
- More harrowing twists and turns and surprises than you can imagine
- Color card-stock cover, 32 color interior pages
- $1 of each sale helps A Way Home For Dogs, a local charity
- Online orders get an autograph by Doctor!
- FIRST PRINTING, LIMITED TO 400
$10.00
The Mightily Marvelous Cool Jerk Fun Book
- Games! Puzzles! Mazes! Big, dumb laffs!
- It’s the first (only?) all-ages Cool Jerk publication!
- It’s 8 1/2″ x 11″ so bust out your crayons, kiddos!
- Color card-stock cover with 19 b&w pages (and one in color for some reason)!
$7.00
Like, For Shore!
The Complete Works
- It’s the college strips that begat Cool Jerk, remastered in graphite (by “remastered” I mean re-written, re-penciled, re-lettered, re-edited, re-gurgitated)
- Three volumes, each covering a year of publication in the University of Nevada, Reno Sagebrush newspaper
- More than 170 strips that NO ONE has seen. No, not even YOU, Mister/Ms. UNR alum!
- Color card-stock cover, 32 b&w interior pages/volume
- FIRST PRINTING, LIMITED TO 75 EDITIONS (sold as set only)
$18.00
The Girl Who Kicked The Donut Habit
- Darlene’s second comic — she wrote it, I drew it, we both lived it. If you eat food, then this is for YOU!
- Contains comics, recipes, dueling commentary and a cuss word or two. Did someone say… Centerfold? *wolf whistle*
- $1 of each sale benefits Colon Cancer Alliance
- 24 color pages of charming laughs and raunchy chuckles
- Color cover, color interior
$6.00
Jerkopædia
- The Official Visual Style Guide to Cool Jerk!
- High-sterical character model sheets for everyone from Armpit and Puppy to Durk and Dog-Shoggoth the Cthulhudoodle!
- Color card-stock cover with 24 b&w pages of boss-level anal-retention
$6.00
Thinkulus
(Cool Jerk vol. 4)
- Collecting more than 200 Cool Jerk comics from 2006-2009 (10 percent of which are book-exclusive and will never be online!)
- Includes sketches, commentary, index and more
- Foreword by manic pixie Go-Go’s guitarist Jane Wiedlin
- 144 pages of rib-ticklers, bladder-busters and knee-slappers
- Color cover, b&w interior
$12.00
Bimboozled
(Cool Jerk vol. 3)
- Collecting more than 200 Cool Jerk comics from 2002-2006 (incl. 30 never-seen-before strips created especially for this book that will never be online!)
- Includes sketches, board game (!), commentary, index and more
- Foreword by Eisner Award-winning writer John Layman
- 144 pages of the funny stuff
- Color cover, b&w interior
$12.00
Chickadoowa
(Cool Jerk vol. 2)
- Collecting every Cool Jerk strip from 1997-2002 (incl. 50+ book-exclusive strips that aren’t online, haven’t been online and will never will be online!)
- Includes sketches, commentary, index and more
- Foreword NOT by Playboy Playmate Miss June 1996 Alesha Oreskovich
- 144 pages of unbridled comedy gold
- Color cover, b&w interior
$12.00
Hodabeast
(Cool Jerk vol. 1)
- Collecting the “Gannett Years” when Cool Jerk ran in Reno Gazette-Journal and other newspapers, 1991-1996 (more than 225 strips!)
- Includes sketches, commentary, index and more
- Foreword by Pulitzer Prize-winning cartoonist Steve Breen
- 144 pages of pure comedy genius
- Color cover, b&w interior
$12.00
Doc Splatter
Ominous Omnibus
- Collecting every shred of Doc Splatter effluvia, 1988-2006
- Featuring: commentary, index, fashion tips, karaoke and more
- Actual-size Doc Splatter mask included! (NOTE: requires front and back covers to be removed and taped together)
- Foreword by nerdlebrity Chris Gore
- 60 pages of bloody good fun and hi-jinks
- Color cover, b&w interior
$8.00
Canvas Panels
- Little work of art on a canvas with a wood stretcher bar
- Measures 2.5″ x 3.5″ (that’s inches, not feet)
- Perfect for that open wall, the fireplace mantel, your desk or the bathroom
- Be sure to click the red DETAIL links so you can see your choices!
$15.00
“CJ20” T-shirt
- CLICK HERE FOR DETAIL
- Special 20th Anniversary shirt features roughly 60 Cool Jerk characters!
- Mr. Pinkle! Dr. Armadillo! The New Lou! Arms Over Head Guy! Zombie head! Thundercougar! Java the Hut!
- Black (or gray) cotton with white silkscreen-osity
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
- Be sure to launder inside out, like mom taught you
$15.00
“Body Shots” T-shirt
- CLICK HERE FOR DETAIL
- Black cotton with white silkscreen-osity
- RARE red cotton variant with white silkscreen-osity
- ULTRA-RARE white cotton variant with maroon silkscreen-osity
- Sixteen beloved Cool Jerk characters on the front, Maggot & logo on sleeve
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
- Be sure to launder inside out, like mom taught you
$15.00
“Body Shots” Ladies’ Tank
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- Black tank top with narrow strappystraps
- Like the crew neck T-shirt, except Maggot & logo are on the back
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
- Be sure to launder inside out, like mom taught you
$15.00
“JERKea” T-shirt
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- White cotton with color silkscreenage
- It’s a double-take-maker
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
- Be sure to launder inside out, like mom taught you
$20.00 USD
Find other odd & ends, like mugs, mousepads, trucker hats, undiepants and more varieties of shirts at the Official Cool Jerk Cafe Press store.
Afraid of the InterWebs? You can find Cool Jerk books at these fine brick & mortar retailers!