And people thought Riggs was the cray-cray one

And people thought Riggs was the cray-cray oneJan 15, 2010

Really, Danny Glover? Really? I mean, Rev. Pat Robertson almost has an excuse for his comments — he’s a bigoted Christian Right televangelical zealot who probably really believes that God is punishing heathens for making a pact with the Devil. But c’mon, Sgt. Murtaugh. I learned about plate tectonics in fifth grade. The Copenhagen Climate Summit most likely had very little to do with activating a strike-skip fault line that runs beneath Haiti.


  1. Hahahaha! Silly Pat doesn’t know how outgoing calls work.

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  6. Jack Howard says:

    It’s not callous to make decisions when you separate what your values are. That being said, Danny Glover is full-blown batshit crazy.

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  8. Every time a natural disaster hits Haiti, I think of Danny Glover spouting off his horseshit.

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