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Hammer Horror and Glamour WhoreAug 19, 2010
RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES! Sometimes I just luck out. Crazy coincidence that custom-built celebutard Heidi Montag’s 10-procedures-in-one-day plastic surgeon was named Frank Ryan. As in “The Curse of Dr. Frank Ryan!” “Son of Dr. Frank Ryan!” “Frank Ryan’s Revenge!” “Dr. Frank Ryan’s Castle!” “Abbott & Costello Meet Frank Ryan!”
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Celebutard now that’s funny. And custom built to boot. I think I’ll use that word on some people I know. She auditioned for Transformers 3? Hmm…Autobot or Decepticon?
I learn so much about people who don’t really make a difference in the world from your strip. Never heard of her until I just had to Google her. And I thought I was pretty in touch with nipple askew bimbos. Thanks for the (knowledge) enhancement.
For you:
http://twitter.com/heidimontag/status/22104442469
Keep it real, ai’ight?
I’M FAMOUS!!
I’M FAMOUS, TOO!!
I just saw a rerun of “The Hills” and holy crap there’s a lot of vacuous “talent” that came from that poosmear of a show.
If you don’t know who Heidi Montag is then you’re reading the wrong strip. Hell, I’m surprised she hasn’t moved in with Manhattan by now!
Montag = brainless reanimated corpse = teh funny.