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I love sexy grammas. GO BETTY WHITE!
So wait… Guy Fieri is lame? EVERYTHING I KNOW IS WRONG
Oh, come on now! Hanging your shades on the back of your shirt collar is WAY cool! Val Kilmer did it all through “Real Genius”!
I wear my sunglasses at night so I can, so I can… I got nothin.
What about having your sunglasses sticking out of your pants pocket? Is that cool or lame?
@Darlene: Don’t you just wanna yell “OH YOU SEX-AY GRAMMA!” at those dudes?
@Chris K.: *spittake* HA! You might be onto something!
@SKleefeld: Val Kilmer/Chris Knight get a pass. But ONLY for that movie!
@KeithG: Second time Corey Hart has come up in conversation in the last year. *spooky!*
@Mr.Hoisington: You know, I think that might actually be OK, but not when sitting down.
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I love sexy grammas. GO BETTY WHITE!
So wait… Guy Fieri is lame? EVERYTHING I KNOW IS WRONG
Oh, come on now! Hanging your shades on the back of your shirt collar is WAY cool! Val Kilmer did it all through “Real Genius”!
I wear my sunglasses at night so I can, so I can… I got nothin.
What about having your sunglasses sticking out of your pants pocket? Is that cool or lame?
@Darlene: Don’t you just wanna yell “OH YOU SEX-AY GRAMMA!” at those dudes?
@Chris K.: *spittake* HA! You might be onto something!
@SKleefeld: Val Kilmer/Chris Knight get a pass. But ONLY for that movie!
@KeithG: Second time Corey Hart has come up in conversation in the last year. *spooky!*
@Mr.Hoisington: You know, I think that might actually be OK, but not when sitting down.