5LAYER BURRITOMay 17, 2013

“Oh, yeah? Your grammar listens to Slayer!”


  1. You know the guitarist of Slayer died recently…apparently from complications from a spider bite a few years ago. Ouch!!!!

    For the record, I have not eaten at Del Taco, ever. Same with Arby’s.

    \m/ (bang your head)

  2. PPD says:

    HA! Any strip where kerning is part of the joke gets a thumbs up from me. Doubly so with those featuring burnout metalheads.

  3. Our Man Horn says:

    @canine: I just heard about the Slayer guitarist at FCBD — that sucks. And I think I’ve eaten at Del Taco maybe 4 times?

    @PPD: The Del Taco signage from a few months ago had that exact problem. I think the “5” and the “LAYER” were different colors but otherwise it totally looked like “SLAYER” when you drove by at 40mph.

  4. JerriReeves34 says:

    Dude. That t-shirt is a Misfits t-shirt, not Specimen.

  5. Our Man Horn says:

    @JerriReeves34: Oh crap. You’re totally right. Fixing the Tag now…!

  6. JerriReeves34 says:

    Just doing my part as an involved reader, Mr. H. 🙂

  7. David Oakes says:

    Taco Bell’s “Beefy Five Layer Burrito” is abbreviated “BFFY 5LAYER” for their receipts. I always wondered if you could order them with stake.

  8. Our Man Horn says:

    @David: I wonder if Joss Whedon knows about that!

  9. keithg1313 says:

    I don’t think my stomach can handle a Slayer burrito. It’s five layers of pain… and beans… and possibly guac. I like guac.

  10. Our Man Horn says:

    @keithg1313: I’m sometimes allergic to guacamole/avocados. I think it’s a “early tree/late tree” pollen thing. Makes my mouth itch.


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