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The whole “OH MY GOD! I CAN’T SEE!!” thing is a true story. Well, it’s a friend-of-a-friend story, told to me by a friend. But since I know both parties involved, I guess we’ll say it’s a true story. Anyway, it was a prank pulled by a guy to fake out his little brother or sister. He kept screaming and screaming “I CAN’T SEE!!” until his sibling pulled his hands away from his eyes. At that point he opened them and went, “Oh! That’s better!”
I’ve heard that story. Funny to see it in Cool Jerk!