Eyewitness accounts
I’ve amassed a small photo album of confirmed Cool Jerk paraphernalia sightings over the years. If you’ve seen others, feel free to email them to me so I can add them to the gallery!
Clear Cool Jerk sticker, side of a cigarette dispenser at a subway stop, Berlin, Germany.
Clear Cool Jerk sticker, side of steel pole near Manneken Pis, Brussels, Belgium.
Faded vinyl Cool Jerk sticker, Hillcrest neighborhood near Bronx Pizza, San Diego, CA.
Cool Jerk t-shirt in use, Solana Beach, CA (photo by James Burns).
Cool Jerk vinyl sticker, neighborhood bulletin board near Tokyo Tower, Tokyo, Japan.
Cool Jerk vinyl and clear stickers on underside of skateboard, San Diego, CA (photo by Jamie Lim).
Cool Jerk button (2004 edition) seen on anonymous 2010 San Diego Comic-Con attendee, San Diego Trolley, San Diego, CA.
Cool Jerk air freshener, in random car (OK, it’s Darlene’s. What.), San Diego, CA.
I’ve seen that sticker/logo somewhere, too. I think in the Bay Area, but not SF. Maybe Berkeley? Oakland?
I’ve seen a Cool Jerk thing on the back of a truck window a few years ago. Nevada plates.
Air fresheners?? No way! That’s too cool! Do you still have some? Do they smell like the ocean?
You need OBEY GIANT-style posters on your site somewhere that can be printed out and pasted up… WORLDWIDE
Once you start making those stuffed Garfields* that stick inside car windows, then you’ll know you’ve made it big.
*(obviously not “Garfield,” but some character of yours)