Guys. Really.

Guys. Really.Sep 28, 2011



  1. jumpthesnark says:

    Damn kids with their saggy-butt jeans! Plus, with their hair these days, you can’t tell who’s a boy and who’s a girl! And the music they listen to, it’s JUST NOISE!

    ~This message brought to you by the cranky old man down the block~

  2. zjsimon says:

    I have no problem with kids dressing stupid. That’s what kids do. That’s what I “did”….but this is not a grumpy old man issue because it has looked stupid FOR THE PAST 15 YEARS.

  3. Our Man Horn says:

    @jumpthesnark: I agree with the noise part. “TECHNO? I SAY ‘HECK NO!'” =:^)

    @zjsimon: Yeah, but you were a kid. I’m seeing floor managers at Best Buy and dudes in their late 30s sagging. “Yeah, ain’t you all gangsta… driving a Subaru Outback and working at Jamba Juice.”

  4. KeithG says:

    It’s just adolescents going through that “phase” of rebellion by going to extremes.

    They don’t comb their hair or their “do” is over styled (and not in a good way), Clothes are either too tight or too loose, Too much cologne/perfume, or not enough hygiene in general and everything is spelled wrong.

    I REFUSE to believe that I was ever that annoying. All I can say is, at least my pants fit! And my hair has always been cool.

  5. John76 says:

    And yet, you never see women do this. At least, women not in prison. I’m a little bit curious if this would even work for the ladies. (I don’t count seeing g-strings/thongs up above the jeans/shorts)

  6. Al Chorley says:

    First time here. Awesome blog and super post. Well done.

  7. Uncle Handsome says:

    Just stumbled across Cool Jerk but I’m lovin’ it already!

  8. Mason A. says:


  9. Our Man Horn says:

    @KeithG: I can personally attest that your hair has been cool for at least the past 5-6 years.

    @John76: Good point! C’mon, ladies… LET’S GET SAGGIN!

    @Al: Thanks, Al! I have hundreds more where that came from!

    @Uncle H: You and Al should hook up and compare notes!

    @Mason: Hallelujah, brother!

  10. Tomita says:

    Hey there! I just wanted to ask if you ever have any issues with haters? (Not me, btw. I’m 100% against the dorks who sagg.)

  11. Every Gal in America says:



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